Musings of The Lumberjack Lady
The online review... It is my best friend and worst enemy. The star rating is the difference between sleeping peacefully or waking fitfully all night long. It is an indicator of my blood pressure, it is a mood crusher, and it is the last straw in a ginormous stack of hay. Five stars will blow sunshine right out of my backside, and one will cause the angst of a never ending sliver. If you are in the service industry, you know exactly what I'm talking about. You feel me. Should a one star even be a star? Aren't we sullying the good name of a star if, when it stands alone, it is the worst. As a child one star was so exciting - it was everything, but now, now it is failure. I think for the sake of stars we should change one star to a poo emoji...I mean that's how it feels. Total poo💩. I also think poo emoji's are funny because they're always smiling. Really poo? Smiling? I digress. This weekend we didn't do great with one of our customers. That cust